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Hilarion
Somebody in the office just gave me a copy of "The 401(k) Safe Harbor Blues: A Rap Song," printed in the May-June, 1999 issue of The Pension Actuary. It put me in mind of a poem I read over 20 years ago, the title of which I have forgotten, although I have (unaccountably) remembered most of the verses.

The poem was written in response to the then-recent passage of TEFRA. The parts I remember are below, although the occasional "..." indicates passages that now elude me:


ERISA Muse, come forth anon
Ere yet it is too late.

Be quick! Or else 'tis come and gone,
Determination date.

If in a fortnight law doth hold
My benefits 'crued too many,

Forsooth! I fear it will unfold
My plan will turn top-heavy.

...to appease this TEFRA demon,
to be forced to vest and benefit
my overpaid non-key men.

O rosy 'RISA, guide me right
Tell me what to do
...that I might
top-heaviness eschew.


I don't remember the title, just that it was rather long, something to do with a sole shareholder and his defined benefit plan. Also, there is a second poem, in which the ERISA Muse replies, but I never saw it.

Is anyone familiar with this poetry, and can you direct me to the source?
Appleby
Don’t know here to find this one… but there is one titled “The Auditor Who Stole Christmas” by MICHAEL E. LLOYD – Published in the ‘Journal of Deferred Compensation’ Volume 1 • Issue 2 • Winter 1996.

It is outstanding!!!
I am not sure if I could copy it here –copyright laws and all .

If you subscribe to “Panel Pension Library Deluxe”, you can retrieve it by using the advance search feature and searching the phrase “The Auditor Who Stole Christmas”
Appleby
There are some good one’s here http://www.plansponsor.com/pi_type11/?RECORD_ID=18836 one-time sign up required. Good rounded newsletter
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