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Question: What is the most common name of the one-legged women that work at Ihop?

Answer: Eileen

You guys are making complete fools of yourselves!
Why keep putting your feet in your mouths?
Don Levit

In this context wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask "Why keep putting your foot in your mouths?"

actually, I am one of the few people who can physically put his foot in his mouth.
so I guess the comment is accurate.

The name of the guy in the bushes?

The guy in the hot-tub?

The guy in the ditch?

I did struggle with the wording, no doubt.
If two or more people each put one foot in their respective mouths, they are putting feet in their mouths.
As I see it, there is no way for one foot to go into two mouths, at least the entire foot.
I stand by my original posting.
Either one foot in one mouth, or feet into mouths.
Don Levit

Don:

What impresses me is coming up with a line on this topic better than what I've posted; not a comment that you don't appreciate my sense of humor. Anybody can critique, but few people can perform. Let's see if you can top my line.

If you can't top my line, then I suggest you cease criticizing my sense of humor. It makes you look pitiful.

Why would you care if we are posting something that you don't think is funny or appropriate, other than the fact that you know that you couldn't duplicate what I did, which was to come up with something extemporaneous that was right on point and funny (to some people). You were jealous because I did something that you knew you couldn't do, so you took a cheap shot at me.

Flaunting your insecurities on the Message Boards doesn't paint a very flattering picture of you.

That reminds me of my favorite line from Mark Twain: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Kurt, If my vote counts for anything, I love your wit and sense of humor...at this thread, and always.

These jokes take me back to my childhood, and a warped one it was. However, if we are going to be politically incorrect, we might as well take it all the way. In follow-up to Kirk's question:

What is the most common name of the one legged women who work at the Tokyo IHOP?


Irene

It seems to me that it is precisely the incorrect syntax used in my post that promotes the attempt (as lame as it may be) at humor.

Chip:

Russell

Bob

Phil

At first I thought I'd missed the first question -- something like "what do you call the guy sitting under the woodpile?"

Instead of Bob, how about "Stew"?

... and the guy on the porch?

... or on the wall?


And what about the dog?

Lame Duck:

You topped me. Your post was even more sick and twisted than mine! Keep up the good work.

Lori:

Thanks for the kind words.

I don't know about you guys, but, according to my wife and assocites, the only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Not being a member of the MEGA SOCIETY like my friend KLAATU the 412(i) salesman, I don't get Chip & Co's comments yet, although E as in ERISA did help me a bit, but I do second Lori's comments.

Do you mean MENSA, that organization of would-be geniuses?

How about you and I form DENSA, the organization for the rest of us?

NO, Do not insult KLAATU

http://benefitslink.com/boards/index.php?s...ic=31208&st=60#

What is the most common name of --

the guy in the bushes? Russell

The guy in the hot-tub? Bob

The guy in the ditch? Phil

"Russell"? Us DENSA members are still stumped.

Perhaps....rustle.

What are the requirements for membership in DENSA. Whatever they are, I'm sure I can meet them.

Can't read all those posts to understand what MEGA and KLAATU are.... Can you explain?

Image and link withdrawn.

Google Mega Society if you want to feed the meglamaniac's ego.

JSB,

(My brother's initials)

Guy on the porch.. Matt?

Guy on the wall..ART?

The Dog? Bob Barker?
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Guy on the beach?

Guy on the mountain?

Gal with a frog on her head?

Gal surrounded by 18 wheelers?

Guy reading Jugs?

Guy with Old #9?

Wait . . Wait . . . Wait. I had to work and got behind.




I thought it was Peg.

Based on both the quality and the originality of your response, we should give you a waiver of the deadline.

Peg got fired.
She 'woodn't' hop right on it when the boss asked her to serve the customers.

There are some interesting ways in which you could "fire" a person with a wooden leg.

Also gives a new meaning to Log on & Log off.

Am thinking most of you have too much time on your hands.................. thanks for the smiles and chuckles.

JanetM:

I am "stumped" as to why you think we have too much time on our hands. (My apologies to AndyH for recycling his joke.)

We must be careful or one might get axed.

Sounds like cutting edge humor to me.

I'm sorry but I don't get the "point" of all this.

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one"? - Abraham Lincoln

Kirk, just thinking that it takes time to think of some of these clever comments. LOL

It takes time and a very warped sense of humor.

The more warped you are, the less time it takes to come up with a response. Or so I've been told. I wouldn't know from personal experience. HONEST!

"Say Goodnight Gracie"

I wood knot know what yew are talking about.