This message board has participants from all sorts of companies, and at varying levels of experience. I'm curious about what everyone's professional title might be.

I'll start this off: my title is "Senior Tax Manager" (although I usually force my colleagues to address me as "Her Loveliness").

Hey you.

No, Pax...not "Hey you", but "Hey, Your Loveliness".

Mindreader

they only address you with one?

hey loser

poj-master (or poj-meister)

pojeman (along with a pokeman look alike poster)

to name a few.

I guess I am suppose to be 'Director of Compliance' because of all the work I do with nondiscrimination.

Most of what they call me is unprintable, but some of the titles (in no particular order):

Director, ERISA Services (totally made of for PR purposes);
Field Vice President (what's on my business card);
Buddha (and I'm told it's not because of my physique...)