ERISA Mash

I was looking at the -Link late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For our Sieve from his lurk began to post
And suddenly to my surprise

He wrote the mash
He wrote ERISA mash
ERISA mash
It was a B-Link smash
He wrote the mash
I understood in a flash
He wrote the mash
He wrote ERISA mash

From my notebook at home or my PC beast
To message boards where benefit geeks feast
The posts all came from their humble abodes
k2retire is—has—the answer

They post the mash
They post ERISA mash
ERISA mash
It was an HR smash
They post the mash
Solve audits in a flash
They post the mash
They post ERISA mash

The lurkers were having fun
The debate had just begun
Posters included Tom Poje
Kevin C and GBurns

The Board was rockin', all were digging in regs
Austin on line, backed by a few CPAs
Then “Blinky the 3-eyed Fish”
Answered all those TPAs

They played the mash
They played ERISA mash
ERISA mash
It was an HR smash
They played the mash
Understood in a flash
They played the mash
They played ERISA mash

Logging on, mjb was keyboarding
Seems he had to ask just one thing
He began his post and rhetorically wrote
"Are you saying a plan can loan without a note?"

It's now the mash
It's now ERISA mash
ERISA mash
It's an employee smash
It's now the mash
HR answers in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now ERISA mash

Now everything's cool, JanetM’s posting
And ERISA mash is the hit of the land
For ex-spouses, this mash was meant too
When you get an order, say QDROphile sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can ERISA mash
ERISA mash
And do compliance smash
Then you can mash
Audit over in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can ERISA mash

Well done, Boris!

That is just too cute. Thanks Boris!

Love it!

This is very creative, fresh and funny. I don't think you fit the traditional description of a pension geek . . .!!

By the way, is this my 15 minutes of fame? Frankly, I had hoped for something a bit more substantial . . .

Be careful what you wish for........................