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Tom Poje
well, as part of my otherwise drab presentation, this was one the songs from the ASPPA Conference.
This group wrote a song about a defined benefit plan (there have always been rumors they used drugs)
and they were foolish enough to name themselves after those types of plans.
















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D Beatles

(Tune is Let it Be)

My 401(k) it is in trouble
And I just turned age 50
How can I save up quickly?
A D-B.

And in my hour of darkness
The solution’s right in front of me
Yes there’s an easy answer
A D-B.

A D-B, a D-B, a D-B, a D-B
A great big tax deduction
A D-B.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
Yes there will be an answer
A D-B.

For though the company defaulted
Still there is P-B-G-C
Yes there will be an answer
A D-B

A D-B, a D-B, a D-B, a D-B
A great big tax deduction
A D-B.

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a benefit for me
Yes there will be an answer
A D-B.

I’ll wake up to the sound of money
Monthly checks are mailed to me
Yes there’s an easy answer
Annuity

A D-B, a D-B, a D-B, a D-B
A great big tax deduction
A D-B.

Belgarath
Awesome!!!
pmacduff
I had to leave the conference on Tuesday evening, so unfortunately I missed your session. I did, however, get to hear Mr. Watson with a brief tune in his session! Always enjoyable!

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