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Don't mess with the Rottweiler!


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That ever-quotable sister of mine had a rottweiler. Rottweiler's are much maligned, hers was the sweetest (and dumbest) dog you ever did meet. The neighborhood kids would taunt the dog (generally not a good idea where rottweilers are concerned) while walking the length of the fence along the street.

One day, my sister heard the dog barking loudly and decided to investigate. It was winter and upon walking outside she saw a school age boy (presumably walking to school) who was throwing large chunks of snow into the yard. The dog, of course, was going insane. It had it's rear legs off the ground, balancing it's immense frame on the top of the chain link fence while defending the yard. A very short, one-sided exchange took place:

Sis: "If you can't walk your a** to school - by God I'll kick it there!"

There was no answer from the student - but he did make his way to school double quick.

I've never been able to incorporate this into any situations I have run into. And I've tried! Just doesn't work for me. Maybe it's in the delivery?

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Didn't work here either.

I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice.

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