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Guest Carma Christensen

There was an HR Manager of a large company who decided his firm would benefit from greater diversity, so he hired five cannibals. Recognizing this could pose a hazard to the other employees, he counseled them at length on acceptable and unacceptable behavior toward their co-workers.

Everything seemed to be going fine until a secretary came up missing. Finally, the HR manager had to admit that his cannibals may have had something to do with the disappearance. He called them all into his office and informed them that a secretary was missing and asked if any of them was involved. Finally, one of the cannibals admitted that he was responsible and in frustration, the HR Manager fired them all.

On the way to the parking lot, one of the cannibals approached the guilty party and said "So, why did you have to go and eat a secretary? We've been eating managers for months and nobody's even noticed!"

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