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Frog humor. (especially for Yukon unless the last bad joke killed him)


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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain

elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the

bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral!" She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you?!! - I knew you would be.)

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It is reassuring to note that life is not stagnant, and that some things grow and improve.

When I first heard this joke about 30 years ago, the frog was a dog, and he was not related to a Rolling Stone. Clearly better now.

RCK

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Improve? Not this joke.

I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice.

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