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Ok, the other one I have had for years. I found this one out on the internet, haven't even looked at it

Christmas Song Puzzle:

Below are possible original titles of 40 well known Christmas Songs. To get you started, the answer to the first one is "I'll Be Home For Christmas" . (Don't ask me for the solutions!)

Expect My Arrival At My Domicile For Yuletide

The Primary Carol

Tinkling Chimes Stone

My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is A Pair Of Central Incisors.

Precious Metal Inverted Cups With Clappers

Righteous Darkness

Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires

The Yuletide's Dozen 24 Hour Intervals

I'm Fantasizing Concerning A Celebration Day Without Color

The Event Manifest Itself At the Onset of a Transparent Day

The Diminutive Male Of Less Than Adult Age Who Plays A Percussion Instrument

The Seasonal Tall Coniferous Plant (Woody?)

Proclaim It To the Hills

Diminutive Nazarene Municipality

During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges

Are You Listening To What I Am Listening To?

The Mannikin Of Crystalline H2O

The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM, Visibility Unlimited

Tinkling Cup Shaped Metal Pieces

Loyal Followers Advance

Are You Detecting The Same Aural Sensations As I Am?

I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating With a Corpulent, Unshaven Male In Crimson Disguise

Delight For This Planet

Please Permit Crystalline Formations To Descend

Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings

Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer

Casteneous Colored Seed Heated In a Conflagration

Season Without Color

Listen, The Heavenly Messengers Harmonize

Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage

Soundless Nocturnal Period

Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces

Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During Mother Nature's Dormancy

Omnipotent Supreme Being Tells Happy Males To Relax

In Another Place Meant For Bovine Storage

Tranquillity Upon The Terrestrial Sphere

The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident

What Offspring Abides Thus?

A Visitor Is Coming To The City

Embellish The Corridors With Large Sprigs Of Berry-Bearing Evergreen.

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I know, I know - get a life....

Oh well...

Expect My Arrival At My Domicile For Yuletide I'll be home for Christmas

The Primary Carol The First Noel

Tinkling Chimes Stone Jingle Bell Rock

My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is A Pair Of Central Incisors. All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth

Precious Metal Inverted Cups With Clappers Silver Bells

Righteous Darkness Oh Holy Night

Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires

The Yuletide's Dozen 24 Hour Intervals The Twelve Days of Christmas

I'm Fantasizing Concerning A Celebration Day Without Color White Christmas

The Event Manifest Itself At the Onset of a Transparent Day It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

The Diminutive Male Of Less Than Adult Age Who Plays A Percussion Instrument Little Drummer Boy

The Seasonal Tall Coniferous Plant (Woody?) Oh Tannenbaum

Proclaim It To the Hills Go Tell it on the Mountain

Diminutive Nazarene Municipality Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges

Are You Listening To What I Am Listening To? Do you Hear what I hear?

The Mannikin Of Crystalline H2O Frosty the Snowman

The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM, Visibility Unlimited It came Upon a Midnight Clear

Tinkling Cup Shaped Metal Pieces Jingle Bells

Loyal Followers Advance Oh Come, All Ye Faithful

Are You Detecting The Same Aural Sensations As I Am? Do you Hear what I hear

I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating With a Corpulent, Unshaven Male In Crimson Disguise I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Delight For This Planet Joy to the World

Please Permit Crystalline Formations To Descend Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings Gramma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Casteneous Colored Seed Heated In a Conflagration Chestnust Roasting O'er an Open Fire (The Christmas Song)

Season Without Color White Christmas

Listen, The Heavenly Messengers Harmonize Hark, the Herald Angels Sing

Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Soundless Nocturnal Period Silent Night

Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces

Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During Mother Nature's Dormancy Walking Through a Winter Wonderland

Omnipotent Supreme Being Tells Happy Males To Relax Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

In Another Place Meant For Bovine Storage Away in a Manger

Tranquillity Upon The Terrestrial Sphere Peace on Earth

The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident

What Offspring Abides Thus? What Child is This?

A Visitor Is Coming To The City Santa Clause is Coming to Town

Embellish The Corridors With Large Sprigs Of Berry-Bearing Evergreen. Deck the Halls

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All right, the general tenor HAHAHA of these titles reminds me of a little story my father wrote. At least he says he wrote it, and I believe him, although it is possible he's pulling my leg. But since he has the best vocabulary I've ever encountered, he probably did write it. Or could have. Has nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas, but you may enjoy it anyway.

The Triad of Diminutive Porcine Quadrupeds

The initial diminutive porcine quadruped fabricated his domicile of dessicated monocotyledenous herbage. The rami of angiospermous arborescent flora constituted the habitation of the secondary diminutive porcine quadruped, but the tertiary diminutive quadruped assembled his commorancy from adamantine hexahedrons.

Then comes one Canis Lupus, petitioning entrance seriatim into each domicile by minatory declamations concerning extreme aeolian perturbations. The negativism expressed by the first two porcine quadrupeds brought about an ex parte response by the Lupus and the subsequent aeolian demolition of their domiciles. Shortly thereafter, said Lupus engaged in porciphagous gourmandising.

Finally Canis Lupus approached the commorancy of the tertiary diminutive porcine quadruped and petitioned entrance by the same minatory pronouncements. The porcine's antiphon was, "The hirsute component of my lower mandible's distal extremity renders the option of breaching the exterior of my edifice a nullity." Thereupon, the Lupus repeatedly created aeolian perturbations of the most severe sort until he was totally enervated, but the commorancy of hexahedrons proved totally renitent.

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Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces - Jolly, Old Saint Nicholas

During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges - While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks by Night.

Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires - Angels We Have Heard on High?

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I wasn't going to say anything, but I suppose since we are all a bit inclined toward technical language, that this should be "rangifer" rather than wapiti. Wapiti is an elk, I believe.

I recall a little story about Rudolf Nicholyevich, who lived with his wife near Gorky Park. One afternoon, as he was eating his meal of tea, borscht, and black bread, he looked out the window. "Would you look at that" he grumbled to his wife, "It's starting to rain." "No it isn't" replied his wife, "It's snowing." He said, "NO, it's raining." She replied yet again, "No, it's SNOWING." Whereupon he replied, as you've already guessed, "Rudolf, the Red, knows rain, dear."

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