WDIK Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York. Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment. In the lobby, some players got into a heated argument about who was the brightest, the fastest, and the best chess player in the world. The argument got quite loud, as various players claimed that honor. At that point, a security guard in the lobby turned to another guard and commented, "If there's anything I just can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." ...but then again, What Do I Know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archimage Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Ugh...I thought this was supposed to be the Humor forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCK Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Maybe in the interest of efficiency, we could each just post the punchline from our favorite shaggy dog story: WDIK: Its chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Belgarath (from a different thread): Rudolf, the red, knows rain, dear. RCK: Its a knick knack, Paddywhack, give the dog a loan. RCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david rigby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 pax (or Blinky): what do you want the answer to be? I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDIK Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 My favorite is actually "A furry with a syringe on top," but that didn't seem very Christmassy. ...but then again, What Do I Know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAPInJax Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 I prefer 'Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevd Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Mine is It's a Hickory Daquiri Doc ! JEVD Making the complex understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin.Wolf Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 My favorite, with a British accent: "Them's not oars, them's me sisters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevd Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 another from long ago: "The Koala Tea of Mercy is not Strained" JEVD Making the complex understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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