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9) Ask about Mike Preston's whereabouts


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well, I put together a powerpoint presentation of the Grinch and worked all the employees at work into the story. I did keep pretty close word for word.

for instance the guy from New York ended up as...

The XXXXXX hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why – No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

But I think the most likely reason of all

the Jets out again from playoff football


someone else ended up with the follwoing

but whatever the reason

YYYYYYY heart or his shoes

he stood there on Christmas Eve

hoping for booze

I am hanging my stockings

he said with a sneer

I'm hoping that Santa

will fill them with beer

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