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1. Radiation Therapist

2. Nurse Paralegal

3. Genetic Counselor

4. Legal Nurse Consultant

5. Art Therapist

6. Computer Forensic Expert

7. Medical Illustrator

8. Veterinary Physical Therapist

9. Animal Defense Lawyer

10. Animal Assisted Therapist

(According to CareerBuilder.com)

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1. Radiation Therapist

2. Nurse Paralegal

3. Genetic Counselor

4. Legal Nurse Consultant

5. Art Therapist

6. Computer Forensic Expert

7. Medical Illustrator

8. Veterinary Physical Therapist

9. Animal Defense Lawyer

10. Animal Assisted Therapist

(According to CareerBuilder.com)

I'm absolutely shocked that a) Actuaries and TPA's are not on this list and b) that anyone on this board would entertain leaving their exciting and fulfilling careers for the menial and boring job as a Radiation Therapist.

In all seriousness...is it suprising to anyone that the legal and medical fields are heavily represented on this list? And, no offense to the attorneys in this field, but what kind of society have we become that we even need ONE Animal Defense Lawyer let alone have it be called a cutting edge hot job!

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I wonder how they come up with this list.

Sorta like those poll results that no one you know has ever been polled for ?

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For a very feeble attempt at Friday morning humor...

1. Radiation Therapist

Translation - Visiting Nurses Association positions in Russia.

2. Nurse Paralegal

Translation - working for a health insurance company, manufacturing reasons to deny claims.

3. Genetic Counselor

Translation - newest pick up tactic for losers in Bars - "Want some help fertilizing those eggs?"

4. Legal Nurse Consultant

Translation - a particularly obnoxious form of #2 above.

5. Art Therapist

Translation - Oh, please! Drawing dirty pictures is therapy? Get a real job!

6. Computer Forensic Expert

Translation - disassembles computers and sells the junk parts to China.

7. Medical Illustrator

Translation - draws higher quality dirty pictures than an Art Therapist.

8. Veterinary Physical Therapist

Translation - dog walker.

9. Animal Defense Lawyer

Translation - Sues farmers for keeping cows in barns, rather than million acre air conditioned domes on the prairies. Encourages car bombs to be placed in any vehicle bearing the bumper sticker "Vegetarian - another term for unsuccessful hunter."

10. Animal Assisted Therapist

Translation - walks dogs while riding a horse.

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Belgarath:

How long did it take you to come up with this?

Anything less than two hours of active thinking would border on the miraculous.

Don Levit

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Thanks! Consider it your pre-Easter miracle. About 5 minutes. Something meaningless and trivial, I'm quick. Ask me something on 1.401(a)(4) and it's more like 5 hours...

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For a very feeble attempt at Friday morning humor...

1. Radiation Therapist

Translation - Visiting Nurses Association positions in Russia.

2. Nurse Paralegal

Translation - working for a health insurance company, manufacturing reasons to deny claims.

3. Genetic Counselor

Translation - newest pick up tactic for losers in Bars - "Want some help fertilizing those eggs?"

4. Legal Nurse Consultant

Translation - a particularly obnoxious form of #2 above.

5. Art Therapist

Translation - Oh, please! Drawing dirty pictures is therapy? Get a real job!

6. Computer Forensic Expert

Translation - disassembles computers and sells the junk parts to China.

7. Medical Illustrator

Translation - draws higher quality dirty pictures than an Art Therapist.

8. Veterinary Physical Therapist

Translation - dog walker.

9. Animal Defense Lawyer

Translation - Sues farmers for keeping cows in barns, rather than million acre air conditioned domes on the prairies. Encourages car bombs to be placed in any vehicle bearing the bumper sticker "Vegetarian - another term for unsuccessful hunter."

10. Animal Assisted Therapist

Translation - walks dogs while riding a horse.

Pretty funny :D

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Belgarath:

You're right, it is a pre-Easter miracle.

It is akin to when the Jews crossed the Red Sea, as they escaped the oncoming Egyptians!

Shalom,

Don Levit

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Well done, B., but they left me and my colleagues off the list.

Sincerely,

Dice K's full time translator

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