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ERISA Mash


Guest Boris (Benefits) Karloff

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Guest Boris (Benefits) Karloff

ERISA Mash

I was looking at the -Link late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For our Sieve from his lurk began to post

And suddenly to my surprise

He wrote the mash

He wrote ERISA mash

ERISA mash

It was a B-Link smash

He wrote the mash

I understood in a flash

He wrote the mash

He wrote ERISA mash

From my notebook at home or my PC beast

To message boards where benefit geeks feast

The posts all came from their humble abodes

k2retire is—has—the answer

They post the mash

They post ERISA mash

ERISA mash

It was an HR smash

They post the mash

Solve audits in a flash

They post the mash

They post ERISA mash

The lurkers were having fun

The debate had just begun

Posters included Tom Poje

Kevin C and GBurns

The Board was rockin', all were digging in regs

Austin on line, backed by a few CPAs

Then “Blinky the 3-eyed Fish”

Answered all those TPAs

They played the mash

They played ERISA mash

ERISA mash

It was an HR smash

They played the mash

Understood in a flash

They played the mash

They played ERISA mash

Logging on, mjb was keyboarding

Seems he had to ask just one thing

He began his post and rhetorically wrote

"Are you saying a plan can loan without a note?"

It's now the mash

It's now ERISA mash

ERISA mash

It's an employee smash

It's now the mash

HR answers in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now ERISA mash

Now everything's cool, JanetM’s posting

And ERISA mash is the hit of the land

For ex-spouses, this mash was meant too

When you get an order, say QDROphile sent you

Then you can mash

Then you can ERISA mash

ERISA mash

And do compliance smash

Then you can mash

Audit over in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can ERISA mash

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This is very creative, fresh and funny. I don't think you fit the traditional description of a pension geek . . .!!

By the way, is this my 15 minutes of fame? Frankly, I had hoped for something a bit more substantial . . . <_<

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