Guest k-k-kuz Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 We are the Benefits Crew Postin' answers, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just answerin' for fun Answerin' questions for everyone. Some are here to start some trouble. But most just here to do the BenefitsLink Shuffle. GBurns I’m a transplant, and always have an opinion. I peel Matthew Tae like he's an onion, I like answerin' but love to pin him down. And take on Don Levit when I turn around. Now I'm as blunt as can be, My posts are a bit crusty. There's not one here that does it like me, My BenefitLink Shuffle sets me free. J Simmons I'm all over the Board, not leaving 'em cold. Some of my posts, too big, too bold, I've been nose-in’ and postin' for a while, Some posts tinged with rhetoric vile, Post a question, I'll give you a quick answer, Then others will pounce like a panther. J didn't come here postin' for no trouble, J just came to do The BenefitLink Shuffle Gary Lesser I'm the plucky SEP and SIMPLE man. When I post to the Board, I've got a plan. I don’t throw answers all over the Board. I look for a chance, I’m the SEP man. I motivate the cats, I don’t like to tease. I play so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the BenefitLink Shuffle. Andy the Actuary I’ve got the best avatar, I've got the best picture. The men all wonder Is it my looks or my mind? For sure. I know numbers as well as can be Ain't no sucker gonna get PPA past me. Some posters are jealous Of my style and class, That's why some end up on their -, I didn’t come here to burst anyone’s bubble,, I just get down to The BenefitLink Shuffle. Appleby Anyone who thinks he’s the IRA man. But if he can’t roll it over, I’m sure I can. This is Denise, and it's no wonder I like chartin' and rollin’ like thunder. So bring on doubters, bring on IRS, Retirees need my rollin’ finesse. I'm not here to cause no ruffle, I just came here to do The BenefitLink Shuffle. J4KFBC I'm West Des Moines John, and I play it cool. Problems don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I post on the Board and nail an answer down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I’m thinkin’ and analyzin’, all times of day. I like to figure it out, don’t like taxes to pay, So please don't try to beat my hustle 'Cause I'm just here to do The BenefitLink Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus) The Inactives We posters of old, have since grown weary. I pax find the whole thing now dreary. I Maldonado let the air out of my own tire, We stopped posting, so we could retire. I Archimage now let Belgarath go medieval, Don't look to me for citation retrieval. I MGB have been gone too long And I Katherine no longer care if you’re wrong We used to read and post, but do no more, We can no longer be troubled We’ve long since been BenefitLink Shuffle’d. David Rigby and Jim Chad It's David here, and I'm Mr. Chad. Don’t know the answer? Post, don’t be sad. We’re renewed, posting more again We’ve got wisdom and we’ll let you in, You don’t have to go it alone. We’ll gnaw on the issue, Right down to the bone. Come on everybody let's ask and answer, Gotta do it on the BenefitsLink Shuffle. VEBAPLAN Well, I’m an exception, I need to cause readers doubt My goal is self-promotion, Posting articles already published out. I like to multiple post and puff myself up To entice HR to source into my cup. And I’m doin' this because I’m greedy. But other Posters doin' it to feed the needy. Others didn't come here to look for trouble, others just came here to post The BenefitLink Shuffle. vebaguru Now you all need to keep your VEBAs straight, I’m the guru not the seminar boaster. I may know VEBAs, but I'm not taking that bait. You've seen me answer, I’m sometimes a poster, Don’t forget 115, VEBAs aren’t always the best roaster, You might need fiduciary guidance from Peter the Great Hurry, now, it might not be too late, I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just come on occasion to do The BenefitLink Shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy the Actuary Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 You've painted us all In living color. Some of us badder, the others sweller. But as we shuffle and wordsmith up a sweat, You'll stay dry as sure as you bet: 'Cuz you're the Benefits Link poet L-L-Laureate. Bravo! The material provided and the opinions expressed in this post are for general informational purposes only and should not be used or relied upon as the basis for any action or inaction. You should obtain appropriate tax, legal, or other professional advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david rigby Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Very impressive. I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Baker Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 I love this! Should it be sung to the tune of any particular song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Chad Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 k-k-kuz This is amazing! Andy said it better than I ever could. Bravo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest k-k-kuz Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Dave Baker-- The tune is the Superbowl Shuffle song from 1985. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appleby Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Outstanding. Love it! Life and Death Planning for Retirement Benefits by Natalie B. Choatehttps://www.ataxplan.com/life-and-death-planning-for-retirement-benefits/ www.DeniseAppleby.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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