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Sources say it appears that Henry Winkler was charged last week with running a giant Fonzi scheme.

Apparently, not all securities were rated Aaaaaaay.

 - There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

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Latest update: New allegations revolve around inproper disclosure of "industry sectors" for investments. When asked about such, fellow celebrity spokesperson, JJ Walker, told investors, simply, "Dy-no-mite!!!"

Kurt Vonnegut: 'To be is to do'-Socrates 'To do is to be'-Jean-Paul Sartre 'Do be do be do'-Frank Sinatra

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I'm starting to feel dazed and confused with all those 70's pop icon references. I hope we won't start feeling rapid inflation and other factors of the 'misery index'.

John Simmons

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I hope we won't start feeling rapid inflation and other factors of the 'misery index'.

I'm w/ you there. Let's hope the "Happy Days" return and it's nothing but "Good Times" for all around. (sorry, couldn't resist)

Kurt Vonnegut: 'To be is to do'-Socrates 'To do is to be'-Jean-Paul Sartre 'Do be do be do'-Frank Sinatra

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Those who grew up on the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet will easily conclude that Ozzie was the Everyman of this millennieum -- He had no visible means of support but lived the American Dream.

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