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I have kleptomania, and when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names.

Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody. Therefore I am perfect

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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