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Tom Poje

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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

> "She asks..... "What does that mean?"

> He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

> She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, and K?"

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> He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

> The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic he will recover from his other injuries.

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A great joke! But in real life, any man who has been married for 30 years would NEVER be so stupid as to try that one...

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A great joke! But in real life, any man who has been married for 30 years would NEVER be so stupid as to try that one...

Hello,

I'm a newbie

Yes that is great joke . I think in real life there are a lot of stupids so I can imagine that someone will try this joke or tried. Maybe I'm wrong. Have a nice day!

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Did you hear the one about the husband who went with his wife who was shopping for a swimsuit?

She asked, "Should I get a two-piece bikini or an all-in-one?"

He responded, "You better get a two-piece, because you'll never fit it all in one."

He too is still recovering from his injuries.

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After our neighbor was done showing us the new sports car he just bought his wife, my wife sighs and says "Why can't I have something shiny and new that can go from zero to 200 in a flash?". The next day I bought her a bathroom scale.

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