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International Talk Like a Pirate Day Sept 19th

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Guess the battery in my calendar died. It still says it's only Sept. 16.

but that is a good one, Tom ... aye, matey ... hee hee hee. Wonder if I'll remember it when I get there ... or if I'll remember anything.

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A pirate with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his peg leg.

The first actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that the leg would burn once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $10,000.

The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the second actuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied, "I have this situation in the fire schedule rating table. The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isnĀ“t it?"

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Like the $10,000 valuation for a leg in Mr. Poje's example, above, some pirate stuff can be pricy.

If the pirate also has a hook, they easily could have cost the pirate an arm and a leg.

But the earrings are only a buccaneer.

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