Tom Poje Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 A real woman is a man's best friend.She will never stand him up and never let him down.She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires.She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...No wait...Sorry... ....I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy the Actuary Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Please don't swear on these boards. It reminds me of those f'in cable shows I eschew! GMK 1 The material provided and the opinions expressed in this post are for general informational purposes only and should not be used or relied upon as the basis for any action or inaction. You should obtain appropriate tax, legal, or other professional advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four01kman Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 No, no, no, not whiskey ...... your best friend, your dog! hr for me 1 Jim Geld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StalterStew1 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Its not whiskey or not a dog its your imagination of your ideal woman that stays inside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMK Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 ... enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... yah, and when you're invincible, you can do anything, 'cause no one can see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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