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Tom Poje, October 31, 2018 in Humor, Inspiration, Miscellaneous
Yuck! But amusing. Tom, I see you are in Pilgrim mode again. When you cross off a completed task on your to-do list, do you refer to it as Pilgrim's Progress?
Reminds me, in a way, of a Smothers Brothers skit (that I thought was hysterical) where Jim Stafford is dressed in a ridiculous turkey suit, and does a "Thanksgiving Blues" song. I can't do it justice here, but uses classic blues, and goes something like this:
I was born a turkey, Ba-dum, ba-dum, been a turkey all my life, Ba-dum, ba-dum, all my kids are turkeys, Ba-dum, ba-dum, got a turkey for a wife, Ba-dum, ba-dum, they say that this Thanksgiving, Ba-dum, ba-dum, is gonna be my last, Ba-dum, ba-dum, they want to cut my head off and stick stuffing up my (censored).
Aaaaaaaaaaand that is why I don't eat pumpkin 😋
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