Dude, congratulations!!!
You have taken the time and thought to make more than 6,700 posts to these message boards, over more than 24 years.
What a helpful and loving contribution you have made to your peers, the employee benefits industry, and hence to plan participants and plan sponsors all over the country!
Unfortunately, your request for retirement is denied.
(The fine print is in the Terms of Service, the plan documents, or somewhere.)