Old MacDonald Pension Song

[Tom Poje]

The idea for this came about a few years ago. Someone in the office was running about saying, "The plan needs an EIN, an EIN"

(back when we were making sure all plans had a trust EIN)

Old Macdonald

Old Macdonald had a plan

He needs an E-I-N

And in this plan he has match

E-I E-I-N

There’s a deferral here a deferral there

Here a match, there a match

Everywhere a match match

Old Macdonald had a plan

E-I E-I-N

Old Macdonald ran a scam

I-O I-O-U

And in this scam he stole the dough

I-O I-O-U

Steal a few bucks here steal a few bucks there

Here a buck, there a buck

Everywhere a buck buck

Old Macdonald ran a scam

I-O I-O-U

Old MacDonald is in jail

D-O D-O-L

He hasn’t got a chance of bail

D-O D-O-L

Steal a few bucks here serve a little time there

Here a year there a year

The judge gave him about 20 years

Old MacDonald is in jail

D-O D-O-L

Old MacDonald’s on parole

And living in RIO

He has a big fat Swiss Account

RIO – R-I-O

With a pretty girl here and a pretty girl there

Here a grand there a grand

He’s got about 500 grand

Old MacDonald’s on parole

And living in RIO

Old MacDonald should be alarmed

E-I E-I-O

His former help will do him harm

E-I E-I-O

There’ a gunshot here and a gunshot there

Here a shot there a shot

Everywhere a gunshot

Old MacDonald bought the farm

E-I E-I-O

ooooooooooooooo. my humor is dry.