Some people just don't have the Christmas spirit.

[WDIK]

Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York. Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment. In the lobby, some players got into a heated argument about who was the brightest, the fastest, and the best chess player in the world. The argument got quite loud, as various players claimed that honor. At that point, a security guard in the lobby turned to another guard and commented, "If there's anything I just can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[Archimage]

Ugh...I thought this was supposed to be the Humor forum.

[RCK]

Maybe in the interest of efficiency, we could each just post the punchline from our favorite shaggy dog story:

WDIK: Its chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Belgarath (from a different thread): Rudolf, the red, knows rain, dear.

RCK: Its a knick knack, Paddywhack, give the dog a loan.

RCK

[david rigby]

pax (or Blinky): what do you want the answer to be?

[WDIK]

My favorite is actually "A furry with a syringe on top," but that didn't seem very Christmassy.

[FAPInJax]

I prefer 'Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!'

[jevd]

Mine is

It's a Hickory Daquiri Doc !

[Guest Robin.Wolf]

My favorite, with a British accent: "Them's not oars, them's me sisters."

[jevd]

another from long ago:

"The Koala Tea of Mercy is not Strained"