Tom Poje Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 If big chested women work at Hooters where do one legged women work scroll down
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Question: What is the most common name of the one-legged women that work at Ihop? Answer: Eileen Kirk Maldonado
Don Levit Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 You guys are making complete fools of yourselves! Why keep putting your feet in your mouths? Don Levit
WDIK Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Why keep putting your feet in your mouths? In this context wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask "Why keep putting your foot in your mouths?" ...but then again, What Do I Know?
Tom Poje Posted February 1, 2006 Author Posted February 1, 2006 actually, I am one of the few people who can physically put his foot in his mouth. so I guess the comment is accurate.
imchipbrown Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 The name of the guy in the bushes? The guy in the hot-tub? The guy in the ditch?
Don Levit Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 I did struggle with the wording, no doubt. If two or more people each put one foot in their respective mouths, they are putting feet in their mouths. As I see it, there is no way for one foot to go into two mouths, at least the entire foot. I stand by my original posting. Either one foot in one mouth, or feet into mouths. Don Levit
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Don: What impresses me is coming up with a line on this topic better than what I've posted; not a comment that you don't appreciate my sense of humor. Anybody can critique, but few people can perform. Let's see if you can top my line. If you can't top my line, then I suggest you cease criticizing my sense of humor. It makes you look pitiful. Why would you care if we are posting something that you don't think is funny or appropriate, other than the fact that you know that you couldn't duplicate what I did, which was to come up with something extemporaneous that was right on point and funny (to some people). You were jealous because I did something that you knew you couldn't do, so you took a cheap shot at me. Flaunting your insecurities on the Message Boards doesn't paint a very flattering picture of you. That reminds me of my favorite line from Mark Twain: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Kirk Maldonado
Lori Friedman Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Kurt, If my vote counts for anything, I love your wit and sense of humor...at this thread, and always. Lori Friedman
Lame Duck Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 These jokes take me back to my childhood, and a warped one it was. However, if we are going to be politically incorrect, we might as well take it all the way. In follow-up to Kirk's question: What is the most common name of the one legged women who work at the Tokyo IHOP? Irene
WDIK Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 I did struggle with the wording, no doubt.If two or more people each put one foot in their respective mouths, they are putting feet in their mouths. As I see it, there is no way for one foot to go into two mouths, at least the entire foot. I stand by my original posting. Either one foot in one mouth, or feet into mouths. Don Levit It seems to me that it is precisely the incorrect syntax used in my post that promotes the attempt (as lame as it may be) at humor. ...but then again, What Do I Know?
E as in ERISA Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Chip:Russell Bob Phil At first I thought I'd missed the first question -- something like "what do you call the guy sitting under the woodpile?"
jsb Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Instead of Bob, how about "Stew"? ... and the guy on the porch? ... or on the wall? And what about the dog?
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Lame Duck: You topped me. Your post was even more sick and twisted than mine! Keep up the good work. Lori: Thanks for the kind words. Kirk Maldonado
Larry M Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 I don't know about you guys, but, according to my wife and assocites, the only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
AndyH Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Not being a member of the MEGA SOCIETY like my friend KLAATU the 412(i) salesman, I don't get Chip & Co's comments yet, although E as in ERISA did help me a bit, but I do second Lori's comments.
Lori Friedman Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Not being a member of the MEGA SOCIETY Do you mean MENSA, that organization of would-be geniuses? How about you and I form DENSA, the organization for the rest of us? Lori Friedman
AndyH Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 NO, Do not insult KLAATU http://benefitslink.com/boards/index.php?s...ic=31208&st=60#
E as in ERISA Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 What is the most common name of -- the guy in the bushes? Russell The guy in the hot-tub? Bob The guy in the ditch? Phil
WDIK Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Perhaps....rustle. ...but then again, What Do I Know?
Lame Duck Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 What are the requirements for membership in DENSA. Whatever they are, I'm sure I can meet them.
E as in ERISA Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 NO, Do not insult KLAATU http://benefitslink.com/boards/index.php?s...ic=31208&st=60# Can't read all those posts to understand what MEGA and KLAATU are.... Can you explain?
AndyH Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Image and link withdrawn. Google Mega Society if you want to feed the meglamaniac's ego.
imchipbrown Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 JSB, (My brother's initials) Guy on the porch.. Matt? Guy on the wall..ART? The Dog? Bob Barker? ____________________________________ Guy on the beach? Guy on the mountain? Gal with a frog on her head? Gal surrounded by 18 wheelers? Guy reading Jugs? Guy with Old #9?
RCK Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 Wait . . Wait . . . Wait. I had to work and got behind. Question: What is the most common name of the one-legged women that work at Ihop?Answer: Eileen I thought it was Peg.
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Based on both the quality and the originality of your response, we should give you a waiver of the deadline. Kirk Maldonado
Tom Poje Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Peg got fired. She 'woodn't' hop right on it when the boss asked her to serve the customers.
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 There are some interesting ways in which you could "fire" a person with a wooden leg. Kirk Maldonado
jevd Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 There are some interesting ways in which you could "fire" a person with a wooden leg. Also gives a new meaning to Log on & Log off. JEVD Making the complex understandable.
JanetM Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Am thinking most of you have too much time on your hands.................. thanks for the smiles and chuckles. JanetM CPA, MBA
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 JanetM: I am "stumped" as to why you think we have too much time on our hands. (My apologies to AndyH for recycling his joke.) Kirk Maldonado
jevd Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 JanetM:I am "stumped" as to why you think we have too much time on our hands. (My apologies to AndyH for recycling his joke.) We must be careful or one might get axed. JEVD Making the complex understandable.
Guest willow Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 I'm sorry but I don't get the "point" of all this. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one"? - Abraham Lincoln
JanetM Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Kirk, just thinking that it takes time to think of some of these clever comments. LOL JanetM CPA, MBA
Lame Duck Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 It takes time and a very warped sense of humor.
Kirk Maldonado Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 The more warped you are, the less time it takes to come up with a response. Or so I've been told. I wouldn't know from personal experience. HONEST! Kirk Maldonado
jevd Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 "Say Goodnight Gracie" JEVD Making the complex understandable.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now