the grinch says its time to post the christmas puzzles

[Tom Poje]

yes, its time for me to be nasty again, so I am posting the puzzle again.

though there are even more songs than before (its now 120) along with the song list (getting soft in my old age)

of course there are more songs on the list than 120, but if you saved last years stuff then you should have 100 done already.

no, I did not create the puzzle, I am just a nasty grinch who wants you to get behind on your office work.

yes, that really is me.

[JanetM]

Thanks Tom, I knew we could count on you to make the Christmas Season special. Bless you and yours!

[stephen]

The Grinch Song

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!,

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

[AndyH]

And, Janet, is that you too?

[JanetM]

LOL Andy - of course it would be me having bad hair day.