Tom Poje Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 so what did the pirate say when he hit his 80th birthday? Aye, matey! .................. your correct response of course is Arrrrrrhhhhhhh. oh wait, this is supposed to be the humor board
GMK Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Guess the battery in my calendar died. It still says it's only Sept. 16. but that is a good one, Tom ... aye, matey ... hee hee hee. Wonder if I'll remember it when I get there ... or if I'll remember anything.
ESOP Guy Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Guess the battery in my calendar died. They have solar powered calendars now to solve that problem.
GMK Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Do they last longer than the cheapo, solar powered lights I bought for my wife's flower bed? Aaarrrrg.
Tom Poje Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 A pirate with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his peg leg. The first actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that the leg would burn once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $10,000. The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the second actuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied, "I have this situation in the fire schedule rating table. The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn´t it?" david rigby 1
GMK Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Like the $10,000 valuation for a leg in Mr. Poje's example, above, some pirate stuff can be pricy. If the pirate also has a hook, they easily could have cost the pirate an arm and a leg. But the earrings are only a buccaneer.
Tom Poje Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 in case of an audit, at least you will be available to get him off the hook.
Tom Poje Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 he doesn't like the schedule SF, he would rather fill in the Schedule Aye and all the attachments Schedule Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and schedule Sea
david rigby Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 http://www.krispykreme.com/menu/doughnuts/PirateDoughnut I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice.
GMK Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 ^ it's about time. At last I can check pirate doughnuts off my bucket list, assuming the local KrKr offers them.
david rigby Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Today only, if you go to a Krispy Kreme store, and talk like a pirate, you get a free doughnut. If you also dress like a pirate, (I think) you get a dozen. I'm a retirement actuary. Nothing about my comments is intended or should be construed as investment, tax, legal or accounting advice. Occasionally, but not all the time, it might be reasonable to interpret my comments as actuarial or consulting advice.
GMK Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 If you also dress like a pirate, who doesn't? david rigby 1
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