My annual tax lament - to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles

[Belgarath]

Yesterday...

Income tax was due, I had to pay...
All the funds I tried to hide away...
I don't believe, I'll eat 'till May.

Suddenly...

I'm not sure that I am fiscally...
Ready for responsibility...
Oh yesterday, came suddenly.

Why, I

Owed so much, I don't know, I couldn't say
May be
Forms were wrong, how I long, for yesterday.

Yesterday...

Seemed like prison time was on its way...
Now I need a place to hide away...
While keeping IRS at bay.

Why, I

Owed so much, I don't know, I couldn't say
May be
Forms were wrong, how I long, for yesterday.

Yesterday...

Taxes due, I filed come what may...
Losing all deductions that's my way...
Of giving IRS my pay.

mm - mm - mm - mm - mm - mm - mm.

 

[Loves401(k)]

LOVE IT!!

[XTitan]

So was the whole IRS web site fiasco your fault just to get an extra day to post this??

[Belgarath]

Sadly, my abilities do not extend to crashing the IRS website. If they did, I'd be wealthy beyond dreams...