how to make pumpkin pie

[Tom Poje]

[Belgarath]

Yuck! But amusing. Tom, I see you are in Pilgrim mode again. When you cross off a completed task on your to-do list, do you refer to it as Pilgrim's Progress?

Reminds me, in a way, of a Smothers Brothers skit (that I thought was hysterical) where Jim Stafford is dressed in a ridiculous turkey suit, and does a "Thanksgiving Blues" song. I can't do it justice here, but uses classic blues, and goes something like this:

Ba-dum, ba-dum

I was born a turkey, Ba-dum, ba-dum, been a turkey all my life, Ba-dum, ba-dum, all my kids are turkeys, Ba-dum, ba-dum, got a turkey for a wife, Ba-dum, ba-dum, they say that this Thanksgiving, Ba-dum, ba-dum, is gonna be my last, Ba-dum, ba-dum, they want to cut my head off and stick stuffing up my (censored).

 

[RatherBeGolfing]

Aaaaaaaaaaand that is why I don't eat pumpkin ?

[ellisael]

Hhahahhah i don't know how i missed this thread, so funny.