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Accountant: Do you drink beer? Actuary: Yes. Accountant: How many beers a day? Actuary: Usually about 3. Accountant: How much do you pay per beer? Actuary: $5.00 which includes a tip. Accountant: And how long have you been drinking? Actuary: About 20 years, I suppose. Accountant: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Actuary: Correct. Accountant: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts you're spending at $108,000, correct? Actuary: Correct. Accountant: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Actuary: Do you drink beer? Accountant: No. Actuary: Where's your Ferrari?

Thank you very much!! Yes, the photo from 10 years ago makes me look 10 years younger :-)

I'm not so against the concept of the form, but I think it would be better if the DOL would be kind enough to have it as an electronic attachment and ignore the form if they don't want it.

so when is this form suppose to be due? the same time as the 5500? item B on the form: EFAST2 acknowledgement so that means this can't be electronic because you don't know that until after you file the 5500. so you file that on 10/15. now what????????? oh, plus you have to have the form signed by the employer. this is begging for problems if they expect all that by 10/15 then I vote the form be called 5500-StUPid or 5500-SUCK