Something the actuaries might appreciate.

[Guest smstls]

This was forwarded to me in an email today.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=6947643175

[AndyH]

Great dating tips-for actuaries-don't miss those:

1. When is it appropriate to invite your mother?

2. Which pocket protector goes best with your outfit?

3. Learning to leave your calculator at home.

4. Don't tell your date what her expected lifetime is

5. What to order if peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are not on the menu

6. Don't try to calculate the probability of a second date (i.e., it's "assumed" to be 0.0%)

[GBurns]

Those tips were food for thought and yes I do have work to do, but All work and no play makes ..... a ..... ........

Invite mother if your date is with another actuary.

Many seem to have used a variant of the lifetime pitch to create a sense of urgency a la I'm shipping out tomorrow, we might not get another chance or, I might never meet another like you or Take what you can get in case nothing better comes along soon enough or Practice makes perfect, you do not have to see me ever again although I will be eternally grateful and worship you for the rest of my life. These are things that I have heard as having worked, so do not blame me, I am only a messenger of these ideas.

Probability of second dates should not reduced to 1 decimal place, accuracy is still important every chance counts.