The economy

[JanetM]

The economy is so bad that:

... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds"

you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

... McDonald's is thinking of selling a new 1/4 ouncer.

... Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and

actually learned their children's names.

... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

... The Mafia is laying off judges.

.. Blue Cross/Blue Shield laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally ...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

[Belgarath]

A great way to start the week. Thanks for the laughs.

[Don Levit]

Janet:

That is very good.

Are any of these your own creation?

I've never been so happy since I realized how miserable I am.

Don Levit

[masteff]

... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Would you like to apply for a McDonald's credit card and save 10% today?

[JanetM]

Glad I could brighten your day Don. I will confess, I didn't make them up.

[BG5150]

... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Would you like to apply for a McDonald's credit card and save 10% today?

At the low, introductory rate of 23.8%

[Guest johntoh4]

funny as well as some what true

.. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds"

you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

this one is close to reality