Pension Funding

[Belgarath]

Don't know where it came from, so I can't give credit where deserved. It seems like there should be another paragraph...

I try to explain pension funding to people like this: imagine you're making Vichyssoise soup for the King of France, and you need ten potatoes. His birthday is, quite auspiciously, on Bastille Day (July 14th). It's currently early February. You're not going to buy ten potatoes now, but you figure you will plant some potatoes in the ground so that, by the time Bastille Day rolls around, you'll have the ten potatoes you need to satiate Le Roi. Seems like a sound investment, right?

Unfortunately, the King is guillotined and replaced with a fatter, hungrier king, who demands twenty potatoes in his vichyssoise. You won't have nearly enough. On top of that, an early frost and bad advice from your RIA and your actuary means that your potatoes are at risk and must report liquidity shortfalls on their Schedule SB, and now your potato supplies are in the hands of the Potato and Bean Grower's Cooperative (PBGC.)

[abanky]

That is really funny.

[SoCalActuary]

I saw this quote in the FreeErisa daily bulletin today.