Spell checker poem - not my composition - source unknown

[Belgarath]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Tom Poje]

Witch won due ewe ewes?

[Belgarath]

Eye no knot witch, but sum thyme mite bee Abel two no.

[GMK]

My word processors due knot no this spelling: ‘chequer’

so yore's must bee better ... (oar British?)

[Belgarath]

Might bee, butt eye dew knot tock fore inn prow none see aye shun.

I half two leaf.

[AMDG]

Have you ever tried to use voice recognition software? The posts above are the words that the software thinks I am saying!