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The return of stomach groaning humor


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A Mexican magician was going through his routine, card tricks and pulling rabbits out of the hat, etc.
His last act, was one in which he promised to vanish in front of everyone!
All props were moved, there he was standing all alone in the middle of the stage.
He claimed this trick was as easy as 1 - 2 -3
No smoke no mirrors.
The audience tensed in anticipation.
He began
 
"UNO"
 
the crowd leaned forward
The magician staring at the audience, in a quite dramatic tone announced
 
"DOS"
 
A hush filled the auditorium. It was now all very quiet and still.
All were on the edge of their seats
 
Suddenly the magician disappeared without a ......."TRES".
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