Annual tax lament

[Belgarath]

Yes, it is that time of year again – the annual tax lament, to the tune of “Yesterday” by the Beatles. Remember, it is only when the final line is truly sung from the heart that one can appreciate the scope of anguish and angst that the artist is attempting to convey…

 

Yesterday...

Income tax was due, I had to pay...
All the funds I tried to hide away...
I don't believe, I'll eat 'till May.

Suddenly...

I'm not sure that I am fiscally...
Ready for responsibility...
Oh yesterday, came suddenly.

Why, I

Owed so much, I don't know, I couldn't say
May be
Forms were wrong, how I long, for yesterday.

Yesterday...

Seemed like prison time was on its way...
Now I need a place to hide away...
While keeping IRS at bay.

Why, I

Owed so much, I don't know, I couldn't say
May be
Forms were wrong, how I long, for yesterday.

Yesterday...

Taxes due, I filed come what may...
Losing all deductions that's my way...
Of giving IRS my pay.

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